Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Random Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~Bill Cosby
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. ~Steve Martin
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. ~Albert Einstein
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. ~Dr. Tobias Funke (from the TV show Arrested Development)
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. ~Demetri Martin
I know...a randon bunch of quotes...but this is my blog afterall, so I get to do what I want. Thanks for reading!

3 comments:

Jan said...

I loved the Alberts and Steve Martins quotes the best. These were hilarious. Thanks The Donald.

Mike 'n' Cindy Brinkerhoff said...

Way to take ownership of your blog, The Donald! And it's a great batch of random quotes, too.

Jan said...

I think we all enjoy a tag from a mans point of you. I challenge you to answer the tag I ask of you. I tagged Mitch once and I laughed my head off with his answers. The Donald name has stuck I see. I love it.