Now that the era of President Barrack Hussein Obama has been ushered in, there have been a few changes with how our military goes about things. The biggest difference that the public may notice is the reduction in troops from Iraq. Of course this was already planned by the previous President, George Walker Bush, but as everyone knows, it is all Bush’s fault for EVERYTHING, and President Obama can do no wrong.
No, seriously, Obama is the messiah…it isn’t in his being to make mistakes. (The teleprompter sees to that.)
One of the changes that the general public doesn’t know about is President Obama’s new guidelines for reporting meanness in the military. Since bullets will soon be replaced with handing out daisies to our enemies in hopes they will want to solve everything by talking instead of fighting (So far so good right? I know that Iran and North Korea think so!), our troops attitudes need to be softened towards their fellow human beings. Therefore, a new Army complaint form has been issued. It has been directed to military members that whenever someone feels that they have been wronged to fill out this form and the problem will be taken care of right away.
I want this to work as much as you do. Hopefully this form will be a step in the right direction, and instead of being at odds with places like Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, and North Korea, we can join them in their far superior way of life (And government!), and all be the best of friends!
