Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Less than a month to go!

Is anyone else counting down the days until "The Office" starts back up on NBC? In case you have been living under a rock the last couple weeks, the writers strike is now over, and new episodes are set to start back up April 10. So to pass the time, I decided to list some of my favorite quotes and/or moments of the first 3 1/2 seasons of The Office. Lets see who can guess who said what...maybe I might send the winner a prize. Or maybe even let you (and your family if they so wish) come over to our casa and play some Wii.

  1. Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ.
  2. Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
  3. It's simply beyond words. It's incalculacable.
  4. This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here.
  5. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
  6. Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a user name, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
  7. The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me... for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
  8. So you got the fax. So why didn't you add it to the resume? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant! Oh excuse me, I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ! Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell and I will see you there! Burning. Fine. Oh, wait, so you'll let me know when you've made a decision?
  9. The Albany branch is working right through lunch, to prevent downsizing. But, Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour, so that we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight.
  10. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.

Phyllis: [at the Christmas party] Hi, guys. Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance? Kevin: [introducing himself to Bob] Kevin Malone. Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration. Stanley: Stanley Hudson. Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration. Ryan Howard: Ryan Howard. Bob Vance: Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration. Ryan Howard: [Kevin, Stanley, and Ryan all smile to themselves] What line of work are you in, Bob?

Dwight Schrute: Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years... which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique; it's like slapping someone with silence. Dwight Schrute: I was shunned from the age of 4 until my 6th birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.

I can't wait for Thursdays in April! Happy Tuesday everyone.


Courtney said...

oh my gosh.... I LOVE THIS POST! #7 is my personal fave. holy moly... dwight... he's my favorite person on earth. what a goof. thanks for sharing!!!! :]

Donald, Lisa, and Co. said...

Wooohoooo!!!! i can't wait for it to start back up! Good times are here again!

Yasmine said...

1. Either Michael or Angela
2. Jim?
3. Michael
4. Michael
5. Dwight
6. Michael
7. Dwight
8. Dwight - my favorite!
9. The gay guy whose name escapes me
10. Pam
Ok, so I'm not sure about some of them, but they're still hilarious! (Let me know if I win some wii time.)

Jennifer said...

5.Jim, dressed as Dwight

Donald, Lisa, and Co. said...

Wow Jennifer, I am impressed. You are a true office fan. 10 for 10.

Jennifer said...

i know. i rock.