Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Random Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~Bill Cosby
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. ~Steve Martin
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. ~Albert Einstein
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. ~Dr. Tobias Funke (from the TV show Arrested Development)
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. ~Demetri Martin
I know...a randon bunch of quotes...but this is my blog afterall, so I get to do what I want. Thanks for reading!


Jan said...

I loved the Alberts and Steve Martins quotes the best. These were hilarious. Thanks The Donald.

Mike Brinkerhoff said...

Way to take ownership of your blog, The Donald! And it's a great batch of random quotes, too.

Jan said...

I think we all enjoy a tag from a mans point of you. I challenge you to answer the tag I ask of you. I tagged Mitch once and I laughed my head off with his answers. The Donald name has stuck I see. I love it.