Thursday, September 25, 2008

SPECIAL REPORT!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!! SHOCKING!!!



It was reported yesterday that Clay Aiken, runner up to Ruben Studdard in the second season of American Idol, and who then went on to record several semi hit records as well as star on Broadway, has announced that he is Gay.

In other reports, it was found out that the sky is blue, the pot did call the kettle black, the sun rises in the east, and man made global warming is a hoax.

Stay tuned to El Donaldo Blogo for other late breaking news items.

7 comments:

Mike 'n' Cindy Brinkerhoff said...

Right around the time A.I. season two was wrapping up, and you knew it was going to be either Ruben or Clay, the final-two from season one made a movie... an extremely high quality movie, called "From Justin to Kelly."

And thus I did quoth to mine family, "Next year at this time we'll be seeing ads for 'From Ruben to Clay'!

I knew even back then... And all those "Claymates"?? Are they crying in their shock and awe??

Janice said...

What the sky is blue? The pot called the kettle black? The Clay thing, that was obvious but again, the sky is blue? I had no idea.

Kristen said...

LOL. I did catch wind of that latest breaking news. I wonder how many girls are so disappointed. Yet I also wonder how many more girls this will attract...the kind that think they are "all that" that they could even turn a gay guy straight.

SuzanSayz said...

I could NOT believe it when the Today show as well as FOX News, and those were only the two I watched, spent a whole segment announcing the unbelievably shocking story that Clayboy was gay. What really had me shocked was seeing his picture on the cover of people with his new baby and casually mentioning the mother as if she and Clayboy were actually together. Now that, THAT definitly elicited a "What the Hell?" from me.

Lori said...

Adding that picture is just cruel, El Donaldo. That is not one of the last things I need to see before retiring for the evening.

Man, next thing you know Barry Manilow will make a similar announcement... no wait, that will never happen. I REFUSE to believe that.

Stephanie said...

what a shame. To think Elisabeth used to love his records. now she told me not buy clay's records any more.

libbie said...

This was SO SHOCKING . .. . Who would have ever guessed?